Gary M. Davison|December 20, 1999

[Sing to the tune 'The 12 Days of Christmas']

On the first day of Windows my computer crashed on me. A fatal exception OE.
On the second day of Windows my computer crashed on me. VFAT device failed, and a fatal exception OE.
On the third day of Windows my computer crashed on me. No printer found, VFAT device failed, and a fatal exception OE.
On the fourth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. While I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the fifth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the sixth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the seventh day of Windows my computer crashed on me. An illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the eighth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. January 1, 2000, an illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the ninth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. Error reading drive A, January 1, 2000, an illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the tenth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. My files became corrupted, error reading drive A, January 1, 2000, an illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the eleventh day of Windows my computer crashed on me. I want a refund, my files became corrupted, error reading drive A, January 1, 2000, an illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.
On the twelth day of Windows my computer crashed on me. Thank God for Linux, I want a refund, my files became corrupted, error reading drive A, January 1, 2000, an illegal operation, IE just locked up, I HATE BILL GATES, while I was online, no printer found, VFAT device failed and a fatal exception OE.

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